Volumes 1-8:
Ann Coulter Huggy Doll Hits Stores, July 9, 2007iJerk Released, July 9, 2007
Microsoft Offices Attacked by Mozilla, May 23, 2007
Republicans, Democrats Agree to Disagree, May 23, 2007
Math Responsible for Global Warming, April 1, 2007
Rock Star Auctions Decadence, April 1, 2007
Arcade Fire Mistaken for Actual Emergency, February 23, 2007
Bin Laden Found on MySpace, February 23, 2007
Distraught Rapper Is Not Ready To Do This, December 6, 2006
Capital Letters Added to List of Endangered Species, December 6, 2006
Camp Urged to Suspend Summer Enrichment Program, August 3, 2006
Pimp Tax Critics: 'That Is Whack, Yo!', August 3, 2006
Interns Stage Bloodless Coup, April 30, 2006
Justice Experiments With Marijuana Law, April 17, 2006
Idol Fans Stricken with McPhever, April 17, 2006
Investor Liquidates Conscience, March 17, 2006
Trucker Hat, Age 4, Dies Tragic Death, March 17, 2006
New Bologna Has a Middle Name, March 17, 2006
Here are some old stories from the days before the site:
Midtown Opens Day Spa, August 4, 2005
Rove Linked to Santa Claus Leak, July 15, 2005
Democrats Push for More Intelligence Reform, December 10, 2004
CEO Outsources Own Job, December 3, 2004
Hip-hop Community Bemoans Voter Fraudizzle, November 4, 2004
Kerry Campaign Attacks Cheney Heart Condition, October 29, 2004
White House Claims the World Is Flat, June 18, 2004
Osama bin Laden Releases Mix Tape, February 26, 2004
Timberlake Makes Most Offensive Play, February 2, 2004
Santa Claus Sleigh-Jacked, December 25, 2003
AMERICAN FORCES APPREHEND BUSH RE-ELECTION, December 16, 2003
President Announces New Intelligence Agency, July 10, 2003
President Unveils Policy of 'Revisionist Environmentalism', June 19, 2003
Hygiene Products Lead to Emotionally Fulfilling Lives, May 27, 2003
Vegans Mauled by Bear, Attacked By Wolves, May 23, 2003
Weapons of Mass Destruction Linked to Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, May 2003
Spring Canceled, April 11, 2003
Mayor Pushes No Fun Legislation, April 3, 2003
War Protesters Give President 48 Hours to Leave Office, April 2, 2003
President Declares War On United Nations, March 17, 2003
Hussein Challenges Bush to MC Battle, February 28, 2003
President Attempts to Count to Ten, February 11, 2003
Narcissist Plans to Clone Self, February 4, 2003
President Correctly Delivers State of the Union Address, January 29, 2003
President Recites Alphabet, January 23, 2003