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Thanks for  dropping by.  The Post Puree is no longer active.  You can find all my stories in the archive section.  Some favorites are below. If you want to know what I've been up to recently, click the Miscellany section.

Ann Coulter Huggy Doll Hits Stores, July 9, 2007

Microsoft Offices Attacked by Mozilla, May 23, 2007

Math Responsible for Global Warming, April 1, 2007

Distraught Rapper Is Not Ready To Do This, December 6, 2006

Pimp Tax Critics: 'That Is Whack, Yo!', August 3, 2006

Interns Stage Bloodless Coup, April 30, 2006

Investor Liquidates Conscience, March 17, 2006

Trucker Hat, Age 4, Dies Tragic Death, March 17, 2006

New Bologna Has a Middle Name, March 17, 2006

Hip-hop Community Bemoans Voter Fraudizzle, November 4, 2004

Osama bin Laden Releases Mix Tape, February 26, 2004

AMERICAN FORCES APPREHEND BUSH RE-ELECTION, December 16, 2003

Spring Canceled, April 11, 2003

Hussein Challenges Bush to MC Battle, February 28, 2003